manda:

me to my significant other: you should watch this show

s/o: yeah maybe

me: let me rephrase that, if you value this relationship-

burningmine:

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.

stockhlmsyndrome:

5:00: oh boy Chinese food

5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food

5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food

newsies-fics:

my writing: please, please i’m begging just use normal punctuation for once in your terrible writing

me: haha time for another

comma

millefeu:

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic